The Index to Wang

Here is a handy reference to everything relating to Wang.

Elephant Mafia - Criminal organization who murdered Wang Sorenson after the Peanut Miracle at Boobyalla.
Holy Ingemodh Mother of Wang Cathedral - The ruling Wang church and governing body for all Wangism.
Wangite School of Pharmacy - Wangism's premier research university, located in Turkey.
Order of the Artichoke Dragon - An ancient order dedicated to community outreach and preserving Wangite culture.

Wangism - Religion of those who follow Wang Sorenson.
Reform Wangism - Largest branch of Wangism.
Orthodox Wangism - Branch of Wangism that does not follow the Miracle of Agnes VonStrupp.
Wanganese - Breakaway sect of Wangism that celebrates The Great Stomping.
Wangite - Follower of Reform Wangism, sometimes refers to followers of Orthodox Wangism.
Orthodox Wangite - Follower of Orthodox Wangism.
Wangian - Follower of Wanganese.

Great European Earwig Infestation of 693 - A horrible event no one likes to talk about, rendered Wang's mother infertile.
Peanut Miracle at Boobyalla - An event in which Wang Sorenson saved a town from financial ruin, directly led to his death at the feet of the Elephant Mafia.
Miracle of Agnes VonStrupp - An event in which Wang Sorenson's spirit delivered gifts to a financially-strapped widow.
Miracle of His Lost Shoes - An event in which Wang Sorenson divined the location of his lost shoes.
Miracle of Tamaulipas - An event in which Wang Sorenson procured enough tamales for all.
Wangzaah Name Debate - A slight schism among Wangites over a mistranslated ogonek.

Wangzaah - Holiday celebrated by all followers of Wangism based on the birth of Wang Sorenson.
The Great Stomping - Holiday celebrated by Wanganese.

feathered stick - Stick used during the Reform Wangism ceremony during the Wangzaa holiday.
wishing balls - A plant or tree decoration used during the Wangzaah holiday.
sea shanties - The traditional hymns of Wangism.

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