The Index to Wang

Here is a handy reference to everything relating to Wang.

People

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The Wangs/Sorensons

• Wang Sorenson - Religious figure.
• Ingemodh Sorenson - Mother of Wang Sorenson.
• Wang Hop - Father of Wang Sorenson.
• Wang Fu - Grandfather of Wang Sorenson, father of Wang Hop.
• Olafine Bjornsen - Aunt of Wang Sorenson, sister of Ingemodh Sorenson.

The VonStrupps

• Agnes VonStrupp - Founder of Reform Wangism.
• Amelia VonStrupp - Agnes's youngest daughter, founder of Orthodox Wangism.
• Gunter VonStrupp - Agnes's eldest son, first bishop of Reform Wangism.
• Angie VonStrupp - Agnes's eldest daughter.

Others

• Bishop Snedlditetikasi - A Wangite bishop from Denmark who helped to reform the Wangzaah Night ceremony.

Organizations

• Elephant Mafia - Criminal organization who murdered Wang Sorenson after the Peanut Miracle at Boobyalla.
• Holy Ingemodh Mother of Wang Cathedral - The ruling Wang church and governing body for all Wangism.
• Wangite School of Pharmacy - Wangism's premier research university, located in Turkey.
• Order of the Artichoke Dragon - An ancient order dedicated to community outreach and preserving Wangite culture.
• The Wangite Quarterly - The journal where most Wangite scholarly research is published.

Sects

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• Wangism - Religion of those who follow Wang Sorenson.
• Reform Wangism - Largest branch of Wangism.
• Orthodox Wangism - Branch of Wangism that does not follow the Miracle of Agnes VonStrupp.
• Wanganese - Breakaway sect of Wangism that celebrates The Great Stomping.
• Wangite - Follower of Reform Wangism, sometimes refers to followers of Orthodox Wangism.
• Orthodox Wangite - Follower of Orthodox Wangism.
• Wangian - Follower of Wanganese.

Events

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• Great European Earwig Infestation of 693 - A horrible event no one likes to talk about, rendered Wang's mother infertile.
• Wangzaah Name Debate - A slight schism among Wangites over a mistranslated ogonek.

Miracles

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• Peanut Miracle at Boobyalla - An event in which Wang Sorenson saved a town from financial ruin, directly led to his death at the feet of the Elephant Mafia.
• Miracle of Agnes VonStrupp - An event in which Wang Sorenson's spirit delivered gifts to a financially-strapped widow.
• Miracle of His Lost Shoes - An event in which Wang Sorenson divined the location of his lost shoes.
• Miracle of Tamaulipas - An event in which Wang Sorenson procured enough tamales for all.

Holidays

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• Wangzaah - Holiday celebrated by all followers of Wangism based on the birth of Wang Sorenson.
  • Wangzaah Night - Special Wangzaah ceremony performed on December 23.
• The Great Stomping - Holiday celebrated by Wanganese.

Miscellaneous

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• feathered stick - Stick used during the Reform Wangism ceremony during the Wangzaa holiday.
• wishing balls - A plant or tree decoration used during the Wangzaah holiday.
• sea shanties - The traditional hymns of Wangism.
• Wang's pidgin - The cryptic language Wang Sorenson used when writing letters and limericks.

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